I've been finding the Ashton Kutcher Nikon commercials kind of perplexing. I understand them (not like those chocolate Skittles "piñata man" spots), I just keep wondering why Ashton's going to all of these events without his wife. Is Demi fine with his hanging out with younger women? Was she too busy to attend the reception where he's chilling with friends and knocking over champagne flutes? In short, dude, where's your wife?