I don't know what was going on today but there were worms out in droves in the parking lot. I thought that they were twigs or leaves at first, but no. I lost count at fifty within the path from my car to the sidewalk (which was oddly bereft).
We're not in friggin' grade school around here but some asshole in the building where I work still thinks it is. Every few days the walls near the urinal get covered in bloody snot, wiped there by human fingers. I wish I knew who this person was, so I could break those human fingers.