Believe it or not but I sat down (in my 50 inch waist pants) and wrote out a list of reasons why I should actually give a shit and lose some poundage. I love to eat and I hate to exercise so weight loss and I don't often see eye to eye. The last time we did, back in 1997, I had taken charge of my life and had almost an anorexic obsession with food. I'd like to take back that control but do it a little more sanely.
- Pants fit better
- Better selection of clothes
- Better self image
- Save money on food
- Less winded
- More respect
- Can make fun of fat people again
- Live longer
- Snore less / sleep better
- Fewer aches/pain
- More room on airplanes
- Can return to Cedar Point
- No more fast food. Ever.
- Cut back on meat.
- Play "Dance Dance Revolution" (game pad and game on order)
- Walk (iPod will come in handy)
- Drink more water.
- No more coffee (I doctor it up with tons of cream)
- Eat more fruit/vegetables
- No more beer
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll always be hungry again. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll always be hungry again.
2 comments:
I suggest the Power 90 program from beachbody.com It totally works.
Your tool will look bigger, sink deeper, and stand up stronger. Maybe someone will notice..
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