Friday, March 13, 2009

Movie Reviews!

Knock Off
If you're an action star, you should run (not walk) away from Rob Schneider. Only three years after he was the "comedic" sidekick slung like an albatross around Sly Stallone’s neck in Judge Dredd, he teamed up with Jean-Claude Van Damme during the Hong Kong phase of his career.
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The Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3
If you aren't aware of it, let me let you in on a little secret… Walter Matthau kicks ass. Known more for the Neil Simon comedies he did with Jack Lemmon, Matthau should best be remembered for a trio of films he made in the early '70s.
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Prayer of the Rollerboys
There were several rollerblade flicks to grace screens in the late eighties and early nineties (Solarbabies, Rollerblade 7, Roller Blade Warriors), but only one had the vision to cast one of the Two Coreys.
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Monday, March 09, 2009

Unwatched Watchmen

I've got a new article up over at Detour-Mag.com -- Unwatched Watchmen where I go over some of the scripts that could have (and were) used for the final film. Luckily, those Unwatched Watchmen never boiled.

Sunday, March 08, 2009

BluRay? Not Me.

I wrote a little screed over at ForcesOfGeek.com called "The Ain't Gonna Upgrade Blues". I wrote it a few weeks ago and even in that small time I've read more and more about the move to more instant programming on TV via the internet.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

The Return of Detour

Detour-Mag.com is back and promises to be better than ever. Tightening their focus to a more Detroit-centric blog, Detour is a great source of daily entertainment.

Full disclosure: I've got a hand in this latest incarnation of Detour via a spot called "Stick It In Your Queue" where I'll be recommending for (or against) flicks to entertain and delight. I'll also have a few longer pieces as well.

You can keep up with them, too, on Facebook.

Friday, March 06, 2009

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Oh Navy!

Hey, Old Navy, we're glad to see that you like The Fuccon Family but the "Oh Mikey!" series is a lot funnier and subversive.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Movie Review: Fanboys

Fanboys (Kyle Newman, 2009)

Seeing Fanboys at the Uptown Birmingham 8 was like returning to the scene of the crime. That's where I saw The Phantom Menace on opening day back in 1998. No, I didn't camp out. There were no pup tents set up on the side of Old Woodward.

If you've ever seen a road comedy movie, then you've seen Fanboys. It takes the lesser parts of Todd Phillips's Road Trip and Blair Hayes's Bubble Boy mixed with Peter Haynes's 2003 short film Fanboys which shares the same name and a similar plot.

Feeling like it was written over a drunken weekend, Fanboys follows a paint by numbers plot about four friends who vow to make a trek from Ohio to the Skywalker Ranch to steal a copy of The Phantom Menace as one of them, Linus (Chris Marquette), has terminal cancer. Along the way they square off against Trekkies (who apparently don't get along with Star Wars fans, and vice versa -- news to me), eat peyote with Danny Trejo (a regular feature of road trip films), and run into a host of actors making less-than-subtle cameos (Ethan Suplee, Carrie Fisher, William Shatner, etc).

As to be expected, the dialog is laden with Star Wars references, though Dutch (Dan Fogler) doesn't limit himself to just the trilogy; he's all over the map with pop culture catchphrases ("Wonder Twin powers, activate!"). This and the Star Wars sound effects can get a bit tiresome and the relationship between Linus and bland best pal Eric (Sam Huntington) can get a bit winsome.

Eric is our milquetoast protagonist, the kind of lame asshole that often has to rediscover what's important in life in these kinds of movies. Yet, Eric's relationship with his car salesman dad (Christopher McDonald) and brother (David Denman) just kind of fade into the background, only popping up to move the story along. Same goes for the few appearances of Zoe (Kristen Bell) the too-hot geek girl who's got a thing for fourth friend Windows (Jay Baruchel). I'm not sure if Windows's nickname is a reference to the operating system or to the character from John Carpenter's The Thing.

While the irony of the situation -- that these guys are making such efforts to see a film that will disappoint them beyond measure -- isn't lost on film (Seth Rogen shows off his sweet Anakin Skywalker and Jar Jar Binks back tattoo) but the final message that the real magic of Star Wars was the heart that the original films despite the "bad" special effects and puppets (rather than CGI abominations) gets lost in the static.

Update to The People Vs. George Lucas

A few days ago I posted the teaser for The People Vs. George Lucas. Being just a little interested in this subject matter, I shot a note off to the filmmakers via their website with some links to previous pieces about the Star Wars films I've written.

Believe it or not but director Alexandre O. Philippe shot me a note and he's interested in interviewing me for the project. Now it's just a matter of either getting to where he's at, meeting somewhere, or finding someone to tape me while I jaw on like some friggin' big shot about the heresy of which Lucas has engaged in the last quarter century (from 1983 on). Wish me luck!