Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Cover Blurbs

I'm working on gathering some blurbs for the back of the Cashiers du Cinemart book. So far these are the best I've come up with:

"An amateur fanzine put together by a bitter hack... poorly executed and a waste of time. The writing is weak and uninformed." - Chris Gore, Film Threat

"A thin, primitive hobby publication with an obvious ax to grind... Killing one more tree for [this] pointless, directionless, self-aggrandizing 'zine with nothing to offer is a sad, selfish waste." - Dave Williams, Film Threat Video Guide

For some reason I think I'm rather proud of getting these badges of honor over the years. I continue to hunt for other opinions by people I respect.

Indy Jones Story

As promised, I returned to my story from Cashiers du Cinemart #9 with the release of INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL. The new piece, "Digging at the Bones of Indy Jones," is featured in this week's Metro Times.

It's funny but I feel like I'm in the minority of critics with my opinion of Indy Jones 4. It's not the best film ever made, that's for sure, but my expectations were so low and it didn't slap me in the face with suckiness that I gave it a passing grade. With George Lucas behind the scenes we should all know that it could have been a lot worse.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Not Done with D/s

I've been thinking about going back and expanding my piece on D/s in film that I wrote for the Metro Times last week. I'm not done exploring the way that this has been portrayed in film and I continue to find more movies that employ it as a central theme including:

  • The Piano Teacher
  • The Image
  • Demonlover
  • Dominatrix
  • The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant
  • Conspirators of Pleasure
  • Tipping the Velvet

And more. I may just go ahead and review these flicks and post 'em here if I can't find another venue. Something to look forward to!

Monday, May 26, 2008

The Next David Goodis Film

Of all the David Goodis works that have come to the silver screen, it's remarkable that one of his most popular, Cassidy's Girl, eluded adaption. Not so fast, hardboiled/film fans. Photographer/filmmaker Edward Holub has been working fervently to bring the tawdry tale to a theater near you.

Duane Swierczynski interviewed Holub back in March 2007 over at his Secret Dead Blog. I have yet to see Holub's film NIGHT RUNS RED (it's on order) but I'm very familiar with his photographic work, having done scads of covers for Black Lizard and other publishers. One of his images has been appropriated by at least one video seller on iOffer for their film noir selections. If Holub brings his photographic eye to his film work, we'll all be in luck when CASSIDY'S GIRL gets off the ground. Keep up to date at CassidysGirl.com.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Hold on to your hats (and your whips and guns), Indiana Jones is back. The Jones saga has survived the near two decade hiatus, returning free of dismal comic relief, extraneous characters, and cutesy references that stop the story in its tracks. In other words, fans of the Indiana Jones films need not worry; George Lucas hasn’t pissed all over another one of your cherished series. Despite early reports, Shia LaBeouf’s character of Mutt Williams is not the second coming of Jar Jar Binks.

Recalling the mirth and mystery of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is rife with fistfights, high adventure, and (gasp) plenty of scenes of Indiana Jones exploring ancient ruins. If Temple of Doom and The Last Crusade were lacking any one thing, it was Jones doing what he did best; fighting through layers of cobwebs in search of items lost to antiquity. Also, you can forget the bizarre “This belongs in a museum!” mantra (a sour note from The Last Crusade), this Indiana Jones loves unwrapping riddles and the thrill of discovery.

Elements of the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull plot have been bouncing around for years, going back to a script by Jeb Stuart in 1995. The title of the script, “Saucer Men from Mars” even makes an appearance in the ‘new’ David Koepp script. Likewise, Crystal Skulls have plagued the good doctor in four of the Indiana Jones adventure books penned by Max McCoy.

Apparently the nearly two decades since Indiana Jones rode off into the sunset in The Last Crusade have allowed story ideas to percolate and congeal in a fine, cohesive film.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Kink on Screen

I'm pretty darned happy. I got quite a few column inches in this week's Metro Times. Check it out!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Back in the New York Groove

I'm off to NYC next Thursday (May 29). Andrea's never been to the Big Apple and I haven't been there for nearly a decade. We're going to be doing some touristy things -- going to a Broadway Show (Ave. Q), taking a bus tour of the city, etc -- but I'm leaving some time to meet with my "New York Peeps." Gimme a shout, maybe we can get a beer while I'm there.

BTW, I was so psyched to maybe go see something at Film Forum. Unfortunately, they're in the middle of a Jean-Luc Godard retrospective while I'm there. If you know me, then you know that Godard and I don't see eye-to-eye.

Artist Wanted

I'm not having any luck contacting my regular artists for Cashiers du Cinemart. I'm really hoping for a great/memorable/eye-catching cover for the Cashiers du Cinemart book -- and I want to pay my usual price (not a damn cent).

If you're interested, please send me some samples: mwhite at impossiblefunky dot com

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Book Status

Work on the Cashiers du Cinemart book is going nicely. Revisiting these older pieces has been interesting. I've been working to reconcile some of the similarly-themed articles, eliminate some of the time references ("recently this new movie came out" ten years ago), and kill some of the more glaring grammatical errors.

One of the more onerous chores has been the elimination of my qualifiers. Too many "however"s, "therefore"s, et cetera. I want to tighten this thing down with a socket wrench.

Logistically, I've been trying to track down Nathan Kane to get his permission to reprint his cover art in a discussion of the zine's evolution. No luck yet. I'm also wondering what the heck I'm going to do for the cover of the book and if I'm going to just call it "The Cashiers du Cinemart Book" or if I'm going to give it an easier title. Maybe I'll take Charles Willeford's advice and use a two word title. "Stinky Britches"? "Tough Facade"? I'll think of something. I won't bother asking for help or suggestions since the "Comments" button on the site doesn't seem to be working.