I'm working on gathering some blurbs for the back of the Cashiers du Cinemart book. So far these are the best I've come up with:
"An amateur fanzine put together by a bitter hack... poorly executed and a waste of time. The writing is weak and uninformed." - Chris Gore, Film Threat
"A thin, primitive hobby publication with an obvious ax to grind... Killing one more tree for [this] pointless, directionless, self-aggrandizing 'zine with nothing to offer is a sad, selfish waste." - Dave Williams, Film Threat Video Guide
For some reason I think I'm rather proud of getting these badges of honor over the years. I continue to hunt for other opinions by people I respect.